i have an announcement to make
I REALLY LOVE TWENTY ONE PILOTS
*dramatic strumming of the ukulele*
*claps* i! love! twenty! one! pilots!
I just died
1: “Oooh! I like your accent! Where are you from?”
2: [accented] “I’m Liberian.”
1: “My bad!” [whispering] “I like your accent. Where are you from?”
This kid is fucking hilarious!
do ya homework
do it! it’s almost bedtime for some of you and past bedtime for others. get it done before it’s due and your mind body soul will thank u later.
protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later
Everything looks different when you’re older, not staring up at the world but down upon it.
Sarah Dessen, That Summer
(via wordsnquotes)
Cinderella’s ball gown from different adaptations of the story (requested by @cinderboi)
Transition Words For Your Essays
Transition Signals:
Transitions are words and phrases that connect ideas and show how they are related.
To repeat and ideas just stated:
- In other words,
- That is,
- To repeat,
- Again,
To illustrate an idea:
- For example,
- For instance,
- In particular,
- To illustrate,
- In this manner,
- Thus,
To announce a contrast, a change in direction:
- Yet,
- However,
- Still,
- Nevertheless,
- On the other hand,
- In contrast,
- Instead of,
- On the contrary,
- Conversely,
- Notwithstanding,
- In spite of this,
Time:
- At once,
- In the interim,
- At length,
- Immediately,
- At last,
- Meanwhile,
- In the meantime,
- Presently,
- At the same time,
- Shortly,
- In the end,
- Temporarily,
- Thereafter,
To restate an idea more precisely:
- To be exact,
- To be specific,
- To be precise,
- More specifically,
- More precisely,
To mark a new idea as an addition to what has been said:
- Similarly,
- Also,
- Too,
- Besides,
- Furthermore,
- Further,
- Moreover,
- In addition,
To show cause and effect:
- As a result,
- For this reason,
- Thereafter,
- Hence,
- Consequently,
- Accordingly,
Conclusion:
- In short,
- To conclude,
- In brief,
- On the whole,
- In summary,
- To sum up,
Important
Reblogging again bc I need this at the moment
The trope of the “crazy” girlfriend is so prevalent and joked about now that girls getting into relationships are so worried about seeming imposing that they do not speak out about things that make them uncomfortable and are forced to let their boyfriends emotionally manipulate them into normalizing otherwise inappropriate behavior. They do not speak up and then are faced with dealing with an uncomfortable situation for so long, which can really affect their self esteem and emotional health. “Jokes” aren’t always jokes, especially at the expense of women. They are usually integrated into people’s thinking to the extent that they truly affect people’s opinions of women and the way they see them.
I think this is related to how many young women are afraid to speak up about things that upset them lest they be labeled a ‘nag’ for having her partner ‘whipped’. Even if she’s speaking up about a legitimate issue that genuinely upsets her, women are so often painted as being dramatic over nothing that it causes us to keep everything shoved down until it explodes, simply because we aren’t allowed to say “This bothers me.” without a negative response.
Grandparents and snapchat just go together by Austin Miles Geter
ENDIIIIIIVE by Internet Shaquille
This is hilarious and terrifying at the same time











